Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Massachusetts Senate Election Revisited

They voted for Obama only one year ago, but have changed their minds now that he is trying to fulfill his campaign promises. How can this be? In lieu of a magic 8-ball, let's turn to Google to find the answer to this extremely important question:

"Why..." Okay, so there are more fascinating things than politics (poop and nipples, primarily).

"Why did m..." Well, I suppose we all know that Michael Jackson's skin color is more important than the future of health care reform.

"Why did mas..." Finally Massachusetts comes up on the radar, but not before Mase - the quintessential rapper. I am impressed and surprised, however, by the Maslow hit.

Anyway, let's view the results and get to the bottom of this! As you can see, the most reliable source of information on this topic is Yahoo answers, which is slightly above the New York Times (#2), a Craigslist rant (#3), GayPatriot (#4), CNN.com (#6), Reuters (#8), a "Democrats are Destroying America!" Facebook group (#21), the Wall Street Journal (#30), PBS.org (#60), and finally: news.yahoo.com (#68).

And here's the highest rated reply on Yahoo answers:

"Gandolf the grey told him to."

And there you have it...

Google + Yahoo = enlightenment

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