Is... ?

Sorry Lady Gaga, the American public thinks you have a penis.

Also, props to the Mayans for creating almost as much of a stir about 2012 as there was about 2000 without having been smart enough to invent the wheel.

Is Khloe Kardashian pregnant? I don't know, I didn't see that sex tape.

Is pneumonia contagious? Again, I don't know, perhaps you should ask someone who died from it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Deaths_from_pneumonia.