Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Male Generosity

When you get 40 inches of snow in a week, people need help shoveling out their cars. Here is a table of what a female needs to give a male to help her shovel, broken down by her attractiveness and his college major.

HotnessLaw Engineering General Studies
1 Court Order First Kiss Place to Sleep
2 $50 Attention Pizza
3 $40 Eye Contact Burrito
4 $30 5 GP in WoW Joint
5 $20 Free Ham Sandwich
6 $15 Free Snickers
7 $10 Free M&M
8 $5 Free Free
9 Free N/A (Too Scared) Free
10 Free N/A (Way Too Scared)Free

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